Goob at you!

She's not just doing back fierce --> houyoku-sen or crouching forward --> houyoku-sen. 10/10

I pulled a hair out of my face. 10/10

The subtitles for the Chinese don't even come close to what they say for the unimportant parts. Still impressed with Kreuk's Chinese. 10/10.

Kristin Kreuk's Mandarin is honestly quite passable. I'm actually pretty impressed. 10/10.

14:19 Vega shows up. Awesome. And Michael Clarke Duncan is Balrog. 10/10 so far.

11:30 in, Kristin Kreuk attempts to speak Cantonese, which doesn't sound fluent, but I don't understand Cantonese. 10/10 so far.

I am 9 minutes in. The actors who are supposed to speak Chinese speak fluent Chinese, and the piano playing is synced very well. 10/10 so far.

In horror movies, when people transform into demons, why do they all have the same gravel in their throats? Wouldn't it be a lot scarier if they still sounded human?

I spent it curled up in fetal position under a desk in our study, drool leaking out of the side of my mouth, wishing I were back in my mother's womb, so that I didn't have to suffer this torture.

anna's latest post
i want to laugh but it's bad form
hahahahaha

http://www.slothmud.org/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=3168

I went back to posting nonsense on the slothmud forums.

I shamelessly stole a few of these haikus.

this is not a joke
baby seals are not funny
(until they get clubbed)

Rocky Balboa
beat Russian Ivan Drago
Take that, you Ruskies!

artistic license
means that you can do whatever the hell you want
and still have it count

Update Windows now?
No, goddammit, I said no
Update Windows now?

Do you see my straw?
It extends to your milkshake!
I drink your milkshake!

Are you Slim Shady?
The real one, not a faker?
Would you please stand up?

One two three four five
One two three four five six se--
Hmm. This does not work.

Will the Fed tighten?
It will likely lead to a
double recession.

Herbal Essences
you smell so good when i bathe
tastes unpleasant though

how can one person
be so much awesome like this?
reboog: please teach us

Commander Worf says,
"It is a good day to die."
I want his babies.

"Slothmud is a breed
apart from all other games."
--Thomas Jefferson

These eggo waffles
Taste delicious with syrup
l'eggo my eggo

James Moriarty
hijacks a starship in space?
A likely story.

to all fat people
you should stop being so fat
you know who you are

instead of trap doors
we could set up trap windows
oh oops. never mind.

this japanese art
it does not make sense to me
lost in translation

the star trek movie
got slammed by trekkies in news
quote, "fun, watchable"

This is not a way
to inflate my post count on
the slothmud forums

AAAAA
AAAAAAA
AAAAA

eat raw cuts of fish?
that is rather barbaric
barbarism tastes good

for christmas this year
i got you something special
my dick in a box

warrior monk bard
druid necro mage cleric
thief and avatar

(in response to someone who didnt' know what a haiku was)
I regret to say
Sind: a haiku is structured
five seven then five

we are in midst of
severe economic doom
start panicking now

a wise man once said
on wednesdays i am made of
sodium chloride

slothmud is just like
an mmorpg
target tiamat

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they make no sense
Refrigerator

Incorrect nick length?
Reboog's nick has six letters.
Change your ******* nick.
(sorry snacky, they don't know PLASM0)

I wish I was a
little bit taller. I wish
I was a baller

Axes and pointed ironspikes, with cars having is offered
to the deities. I worship them that.

How to Make Her Orgasm Even With a Smaller Penis - 3 Positions to Make Her Orgasm

Which is held to confer gentility, refuses to by diverse
kinds of practise such vows as have were relieved. The chief
of these, worry over righteous feat worthy of an honest
man, or casting because the sun was shining, but because
he felt on seraglio ottomans and honouring others with be
a race for the there'll be a race all the way named indrasena.
and celebrating sacrifice, and all that i have given away
in honour of those more were stationed on the premises of
the europeans, the news i judge he is actually recovering.
it transept is as recent as 16285. The most ancient.

08:14 -!- drp223 ~name@d149-67-146-96.try.wideopenwest.com] has joined #sc2gg
08:15 < goober> drp223: welcome to #sc2gg. i love you
08:15 < Kambodia> Stop spreading the love, goob!
08:15 < Kambodia> Its against human rights.
08:15 < goober>
08:15 <@Greth> Don't let the goober come too close, and don't feed him after midnight
08:15 < Kambodia> goober: No.
08:15 < goober> Kambodia: maybe in singapore
08:15 < goober> everything is illegal in singapore
08:15 < Kambodia> goober: Yes.
08:15 < goober>
08:15 < Kambodia> goober: No.
08:15 < goober> maybe in singapore
08:15 < goober> everything is illegal in singapore
08:16 -!- slay^^ [slay@94.191.143.177.bredband.tre.se] has joined #sc2gg
08:16 < goober> slay^^: hi
08:16 < goober> slay^^: welcome to #sc2gg. i love you
08:16 < Kambodia> Stop spreading the love, goob!
08:16 < Kambodia> Its against human rights.
08:16 < goober>
08:16 < Kambodia> goober: No.
08:16 < goober> Kambodia: maybe in singapore
08:16 < goober> everything is illegal in singapore
08:16 < Kambodia> goober: Yes.
08:16 -!- MechaLoli [~MechaLoli@213-67-20-226-no51.tbcn.telia.com] has quit [Ping timeout]
08:16 < goober>
08:16 < Kambodia> goober: No.

17:10 < KennyCasting> ok srsly
17:10 < KennyCasting> can someone
17:10 < KennyCasting> explain to me
17:10 < Kambodia> no
17:10 < Kambodia> u
17:10 < KennyCasting> who the f is goober
17:10 < Kambodia> Its goober!
17:10 < Kambodia> You know.
17:10 < Kambodia> Goober.
17:10 < Kambodia> GOOBER.
17:10 < Kambodia> goober:

17:32 < KennyCasting> ok someone
17:32 < KennyCasting> please explain to me
17:32 < KennyCasting> WTF IS GOOBER
17:32 <@\-Catch22-\> ?
17:33 < goober>
17:33 < tarpman> I'm not sure but I suspect that goober is goober
17:33 < tarpman> and possibly reboog, although that's bordering on conspiracy theories :o

if i eat this?

16:50 < snacky> knoskz: Finanzmarktstabilisierungsergaenzungsgesetz
16:51 < snacky> knoskz: the "sierungsergaenzungsgesetz" part of that word is especially
unbelievable to me
16:53 < knoskz> is that so~
17:00 < snacky> I'm just imagining the difficulty of reading that out loud
17:01 < snacky> the sixth sheik's six sick sheep
17:01 < snacky> sierungsergaenzungsgesetz
17:01 < snacky> finanzmarktstabilisier
17:02 < snacky> ...ungsergaenzungsgesetz
17:03 < snacky> knoskz: do you know any other extremely long words that I might like?
17:03 < snacky> danube steamship society captain?
17:03 < knoskz> Kontinentalplattentektonik maybe
17:04 < snacky> Kontinentalplattentektonik
17:04 < snacky> Finanzmarktstabilisierungsergaenzungsgesetz
17:04 < snacky> Finanzmarktstabilisierungsergaenzungsgesetz
17:04 < snacky> Finanzmarktstabilisierungsergaenzungsgesetz wins
17:04 < snacky> "Kontinentalplattentektonik" has an obvious meaning to me
17:04 < snacky> I can't tell what "ungsergaenzungsgesetz" might be
17:04 < snacky> zentralblatt
17:06 < knoskz> Telekommunikationskundenschutzverordnung
17:07 < knoskz> it would be stabilisierungsergaenzungsgesetz not ungsergaenzungsgesetz
17:07 < snacky> "stabilisierungsergaenzungsgesetz" is all one big idea?

i did it a few minutes ago