I went back to posting nonsense on the slothmud forums.
I shamelessly stole a few of these haikus.
this is not a joke
baby seals are not funny
(until they get clubbed)
Rocky Balboa
beat Russian Ivan Drago
Take that, you Ruskies!
artistic license
means that you can do whatever the hell you want
and still have it count
Update Windows now?
No, goddammit, I said no
Update Windows now?
Do you see my straw?
It extends to your milkshake!
I drink your milkshake!
Are you Slim Shady?
The real one, not a faker?
Would you please stand up?
One two three four five
One two three four five six se--
Hmm. This does not work.
Will the Fed tighten?
It will likely lead to a
double recession.
Herbal Essences
you smell so good when i bathe
tastes unpleasant though
how can one person
be so much awesome like this?
reboog: please teach us
Commander Worf says,
"It is a good day to die."
I want his babies.
"Slothmud is a breed
apart from all other games."
--Thomas Jefferson
These eggo waffles
Taste delicious with syrup
l'eggo my eggo
James Moriarty
hijacks a starship in space?
A likely story.
to all fat people
you should stop being so fat
you know who you are
instead of trap doors
we could set up trap windows
oh oops. never mind.
this japanese art
it does not make sense to me
lost in translation
the star trek movie
got slammed by trekkies in news
quote, "fun, watchable"
This is not a way
to inflate my post count on
the slothmud forums
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eat raw cuts of fish?
that is rather barbaric
barbarism tastes good
for christmas this year
i got you something special
my dick in a box
warrior monk bard
druid necro mage cleric
thief and avatar
(in response to someone who didnt' know what a haiku was)
I regret to say
Sind: a haiku is structured
five seven then five
we are in midst of
severe economic doom
start panicking now
a wise man once said
on wednesdays i am made of
sodium chloride
slothmud is just like
an mmorpg
target tiamat
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they make no sense
Refrigerator
Incorrect nick length?
Reboog's nick has six letters.
Change your ******* nick.
(sorry snacky, they don't know PLASM0)
I wish I was a
little bit taller. I wish
I was a baller